Brace for Impact: Jaime Winstone's ‘Everyone Is Going To Die’ Secures North American and Spanish Deals!

Ah, the classic father-daughter reunion, a heartwarming affair usually filled with tears, laughter, and perhaps a little too much cake. But in the case of Craig Tuohy’s latest thriller, Everyone Is Going To Die, it seems to take a *slightly* darker turn. Instead of clinking glasses and sharing sentimental stories, we get masked intruders with shotguns crashing the party like an unwelcome relative at a holiday dinner.

That’s right, folks. Saban Films has snatched up this delightful little home invasion tale for North America and Spain, reminding us all how family gatherings can sometimes go terribly awry. Set to hit theaters in February 2025, it will undoubtably satisfy our morbid curiosity about what happens when the proverbial family reunion goes off the rails, or perhaps just straight into the woods with a twist of horror.

Starring the ruggedly charming Brad Moore as a father who appears to have finally set aside his differences to celebrate his daughter’s sixteenth birthday—an age ripe with potential and unfulfilled dreams—his intentions might be as good as gold, but luck is clearly not on his side. Enter Gledisa Arthur as his estranged daughter, whose arrival is celebrated until it isn’t. Because who could possibly ruin a birthday bash more effectively than two masked women wielding shotguns? Ah, nothing quite like the juxtaposition of a birthday cake and potential mayhem!

As the tension unfolds, expect a deadly game of cat and mouse that would make even the most seasoned poker player anxious. With the brilliant cast including Winstone and Chiara D’Anna playing the masked invaders, rest assured that not only will hearts race, but so will the wit. It’s a bizarre cocktail of suspense, and while we’re at it, let’s not forget the producers Tim Le Breton and Vinod Malgewar, heroes of the indie film scene who are helping to deliver this gem from Golden Gate Motion Pictures.

So, keep your eyes peeled for Everyone Is Going To Die. It promises to be the kind of film that makes you appreciate family—perhaps more than you’d likely choose to admit—and reminds us all that what can start as a charming reunion could easily spiral into chaos, with all the flair of a highly entertaining train wreck. After all, isn’t that what keeps us coming back for more?