Enigmatic UK Cove Veiled by an Island with a Vegetable Twist

Nestled within the National Trust's cornucopia of wonders known as the West Lizard Site of Special Scientific Interest in Cornwall, lies a hidden gem obscured by the whimsically named Asparagus Island. Yes, you heard it right—Asparagus Island. It appears that nature decided that this particularly rare wild vegetable was brave enough to designate a whole island as its home. This sprightly asparagus, native to the Naples of the UK, is somewhat of a local celebrity, flaunting its delicate 30cm-long stems amidst craggy sea cliffs and swaying sand dunes.

But wait, there's more! This delectable little island isn't just about its vegetable namesake. It's also the proud host of the ‘Devil's Bellows,’ a blowhole that creaks and groans like a grumpy old man when the sea decides to crash in. Somehow, it has also garnered a second blowhole, cleverly dubbed the Post Office, apparently owing to its mysterious ability to suck in mail—if only it could stamp the envelopes, we’d really be onto something!

Now, if you fancy yourself a daring adventurer and want to put your shorts into a questionable position, you might attempt to wade over to the island during low tide. It’s like nature’s very own “Survivor” challenge—only with more sand and less tribal council. But if you’d rather keep your dignity in tact while still soaking in some of the stunning scenery, Kynance Cove awaits you with open arms, sandy beaches, and aquamarine waters that look like they've been filtered through Instagram's most flattering settings.

The cove’s name hails from the Cornish word 'kewnans,' meaning ravine. And indeed, a cheeky little stream forgets its manners and trickles right through the valley, teasing the sunbathers sprawled on the beach. Speaking of famed visitors, a giant rock carries the name of Prince Albert, who was once spotted here enjoying a day at the beach with his children, proving that even royals appreciate a good sandcastle.

If you’re yearning for more than just lounging, fear not! An invigorating stroll along the South West Coast Path links Kynance Cove to the picturesque Lizard Point. This route, approximately 2.5 miles of seaside serotonin, is adored by travelers. And after a delightful trek, you can casually return inland via the charming Lizard village, where a cup of tea almost feels like a rite of passage.

Kynance Cove is no stranger to accolades, frequently gracing the prestigious lists of the globe’s most mesmerizing beaches. Recently, it even made a cameo appearance in the much-talked-about TV series, 'House of the Dragon.’ Who knew dragons had such good taste in coasts?

But before you pack your bags, a few words of caution: there are no lifeguards in sight at Kynance Cove, dogs can only romp around from September through June, and parking is as limited as a polite suggestion in an overly enthusiastic tourist brochure. It’s a brisk 10-minute stroll from the car park to the sandy paradise that awaits you.

Once you’ve located this coastal heaven, you can unwind at the Kynance Cove Café, lovingly run by the Donovan family since 1999. Open year-round—weather permitting—this charming spot offers everything from sandwiches to hot meals, fresh smoothies to milkshakes, and beverages to keep your spirits buoyant.

If you’re considering an extended stay in this otherworldly location, you’ll find a cozy cottage perched next to the café, suitable for families or couples yearning for a romantic escape. With all the comforts of home, including a log-burning stove, you’ll feel right at ease—provided you don’t mind the absence of Wi-Fi and cell service. Who needs the modern world when you have Kynance Cove and your one true love… or asparagus?