Unveiling the Mystery: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Secret Netflix Millions Investment through Portugal Real Estate

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are making a splash in the real estate pool, and by splash, I mean a *synchronized dive* into a world of property ownership that would make even the most seasoned real estate moguls just a tad envious. The couple, adept at navigating their own way far, far away from the royal duties that once were, have recently acquired a *lavishly ostentatious* pad in Portugal. Just a skip and a jump from where Prince Harry's cousin, the ever-charming Princess Eugenie, resides, this coastal beauty seems to whisper promises of extravagant beach days and the occasional royal brunch.

Now, before you start imagining a grand return to the UK, let’s not get too carried away. It appears Harry and Meghan are dabbling more in the art of "shrewd investing" rather than plotting a royal comeback. After all, they did sign a jaw-dropping $100 million deal with Netflix, which, let's face it, is a substantial amount of cash to allocate wisely. According to whispers bouncing around, this investment in Portugal isn't just a charming summer getaway; it’s the first step in what insiders believe will be a globe-trotting property portfolio.

“They're being smart with their money,” a *source* revealed to The Sun, like a little birdie perched comfortably on a palace balcony, whose security needs keep racking up costs that would make even a royal accountant weep. Yes, our beloved couple insists on 24/7 protection while basking in the Californian sun, and they seem determined to extend their budget for future brick-and-mortar ventures.

And speaking of luxurious living, the couple already occupies a jaw-dropping £19.5 million mansion in Montecito, California, which boasts seven bedrooms, 13 bathrooms, and yes, even a chicken coop. Perhaps opting for fresh eggs on their organic avocado toast is a way to maintain their *earthy* California vibe? But the excitement doesn’t end there—Harry and Meghan are eyeing yet another exquisite abode on the sunny Iberian coast. With a stratospheric price tag of £6.5 million, this property could also grant them a “Golden Visa,” making every jaunt across the EU's Schengen zone as breezy as a *Margherita on a sunlit terrace*.

To gain Portuguese citizenship, Harry and Meghan could choose among a range of options involving residency and family ties. But, let’s be honest, they could also simply chip in €500,000 towards local business ventures—because who doesn’t love getting a VIP pass to residency through a hefty investment?

Now, the CostaTerra Golf and Ocean Club, reportedly capturing the couple’s fancy, is part of the multibillion-dollar empire of Mike Meldman—the man who, alongside George Clooney, gave us Casamigos tequila (a true American classic!). Meldman’s ties with Princess Eugenie’s husband, Jack, make this endeavor all the more delightful since Jack works in marketing for Mike’s Discovery Land Company, known for its premier holiday communities—think luxury wrapped in opulence.

This resort, once completed, is expected to feature 300 homes, starting at an eye-watering £3.6 million. Considering Meghan now holds the title of a U.S. citizen who once planned to secure British citizenship, this newfound opportunity for visa privileges must certainly tickle her fancy. Kensington Palace may be reeling from the fallout of Harry’s incendiary memoir, *Spare*, but in some alternate universe, this property investment saga might be just what Meghan needs to reignite her quest for citizenship—one luxurious real estate venture at a time.